Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Say cheese!

Rummaging in the refrigerator for the lost jar of tomato salsa revealed 2 half-gallons of 2% milk days (maybe weeks) past the 'use by' date. There was only one reasonable course of action - make cheese.Curiously, the most skillful amateur has a hard time making a better cheddar than the pathetic bricks created by Kraft, while any idiot can make better mozzarella than is sold in the average grocery store. So, mozzarella it will be.

I dissolved a teaspoon of citric acid in a quarter cup of cool water and added it to the milk (a few tablespoons of lemon juice would have done just as well). I heated the milk to 88 degrees F (luke-warm) and added half a rennet tablet dissolved in a quarter cup of water. I stirred this and set it aside for 20 minutes.I used a stainless steel knife to cut the resulting gelled product (curds)into half-inch chunks. I placed the pot in a larger pot filled with hot water, and heated it on the stove until the curds reached 98 degrees.  I then stirred it gently every 10 minutes for half an hour.  I put an old bandanna in a colander (cheese cloth is called for,  but I had none) suspended over a bowl.  I poured the curds and whey into the tea towel, and allowed it to filter through, over 20 minutes.  I then gently squeezed the curds in the towel to drive off excess liquid.  I placed the curds in a ceramic bowl and cut it into 1 inch squares,, after which I nuked it in the microwave until the squares began to melt and sag.  Donning latex gloves to protect my hands from the heat, I picked up small handfuls of hot curds and kneaded it into spheres, which I squashed into cylinders.  I doubled these over and formed into spheres, and repeated this 3 or 4 times until the cheese became plastic.  Finally, I formed the cheese into a one inch sphere and dropped it into iced-cold salted water containing a few ice cubes.  I repeated this until all the cheese was formed into balls swimming in the ice water.

I heated the collected whey to 200 degrees, let it sit 15 minutes, and then filtered it through the bandanna, collecting the resulting cheese (ricotta).

Mozzarella
By the whey (pun intended) did you know that biscotti translates as bis (twice) cooked (cotti) because the cookie dough is first baked into logs which are sliced and baked again, and ricotta translates as ri (re) cooked (cotta, singular of cotti) because it is cooked (cotta) and then re-cooked (ricotta)?